The many lives of men

I've always wondered what goes on in a man's head...the one on top, not on bottom. I know very well what goes on down there....no good, no good i tell you. I am curious to know what sort of thoughts fill their heads and through which thought processes. Upon first 'hearing' of these thoughts, which seem to be blurted out haphazardly, i think that there may be no process. But things are never as simple as that. Every word that we utter out loud has a purpose. So when men go around talking about their non-existent girlfriends with an inflated tone of manly bravado in their voices, i can't help but think that they are sadly just trying to inflate their ego, and maybe have others validate them through their laughter. Men seem to jump right in on these types of conversations and i get the sense of a brotherhood. The brotherhood of the unused cock. No...i kid. But really i am a firm believer that if you spend most of your time talking, you are not doing. Less talk more do, whether that be cooking, working or effing...it's applicable to everything in life.
So yes...I have weird reactions to men implying their sexual victories and prowess through a simple joke. You do not have a girlfriend. You have a wife....and many many kids. I wonder if men ever really accept the life they have chosen willfully when they enter into a marriage. This is why i'm so reluctant to even think about being involved with a man. They can't seem to get over themselves. Anywho...back to work.