BWAH HA HA....I MAKE A POOPIE

i guess what i love the most about blogging is that i can combine my passion for rambling with my passion for poop. i used to ask people, "do you look at your poop before you flush?" most people would say no. of course not. "But why not?" i would ask. no reply. i guess people find poop disgusting. i find it fascinating. poop is like the body's art work. you put all this stuff in and then you get stuff out...you never know what will come out. i love surprises.

WARM DUMP+other moments=awkward

visualize this:

two dudes, standing side by side, jutting out their stomachs, in a contest if you will to see whose is bigger. guy number 1 says, "now if only i can push this down to other places." Guy#2 says, "your feet." Guy#1 says, "no, somewhere else."

Talk about subtlety.

I need a nap.