Tuesday, March 3, 2009

It'll be a mini-reunion!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, i am using exclamation points because i'm so excited about this....ahhhhahhhahhhh. So two of my really good friends are getting married later on this year and the group will be back together again for a few days. Kuh-Ray-Z...that's my rap name. KRZ....anywho back to message at hand, we will be reunited and it should be a blast. now i really have to focus on regular exercise in order to lose the maximum amount of weight. it would be a dream if i could get under 200...we'll see how it goes. yes i am huge, but i'm working on it. it does help to think that i will see these ppl again...one in particular, a guy, taken but still, i dont' care...umkay....




this is the future bride and that's another friend...they rule. that is the old porch in the ghetto. oh how i miss drinking in the middle of the day.

don't do it


Monday, March 2, 2009

i used to live here

3131 S. McClintock Ave. H371

is it just me or were Personal Questionnaires more interesting back in the day....not that i ever really did them....really...no really.

To rachel From Jeremy: hey baby. my comp is still dead so im sending this from class.
Monday, May 1, 2000 11:31 AM
From:
"Jeremy"
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To:
"rachel"
Dear rachel,

I filled out the most ridiculous personal questionnaire! I think you will get a kick out of the questions and my answers! Then YOU should do it too!love you rachel

After you read my answers (in this email below),
you should fill out the questionnaire yourself
so that I can see YOUR answers at...

http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=rachel&f=Jeremy

or click here!


OK, here are my answers!!


WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT RACHEL?

how she still talks to me after its been a long time since we last chatted. its not my fault the computer died.

WHAT IS PRINTED ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?

something to do with forests

DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF YOUR SECOND GRADE TEACHER?

its a funny name but i least i remember: mrs.dinkle

HAVE YOU EVER HELPED AN ELDERLY PERSON CROSS THE STREET? WOULD YOU?

no...but i would

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? IF YES, WHAT SONGS?

ummmmm.... just some rock songs

IS YOUR BELLY BUTTON AN "INNY" OR "OUTIE" ? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LINT?

inny i think. i dispose of it in the shower

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN UP AND DANCED WHEN YOU VISITED A DANCING WEBPAGE?

no.

ARE YOU SANE?

sometimes

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? WHO WON?

yep. i did. i hit the bitch in the nose, and he bled a puddle. no joke

IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE, WHERE WOULD BE THE FIRST PLACE YOU WOULD GO?

come see rachel ***(this now sounds kind of creepy)

BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS FRIES? WHAT MAKES THEM BETTER?

burger king. cuz burger king rules. mcdonalds sucks ass.

DO YOU EVER PASS GAS IN FRONT OF ANYONE? AND IF SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY RIGHT BEFORE AND AFTER YOU DO IT?

my friends. i say nuthing

CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS?

nope

HAVE YOU EVER DIALED 867-5309? DO YOU KNOW WHY WE ASKED?

no and no

ARE YOU ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET?

i used to be. before my comp died

HAVE YOU EVER THROWN A SOLID OBJECT AT A MOVING VEHICLE?

some eggs

WOULD YOU EVER APPEAR AS A GUEST ON JERRY SPRINGER? WHAT WOULD BE THE TITLE OF THAT SHOW?

lets not and say i did. hahaha just kidding

HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED STOMACH ILLNESS IN MEXICO?

never been there

DO YOU DROOL ON YOUR PILLOW? IF YES, DO YOU EVER SMELL IT?

sometimes. when im bored and cant sleep

WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?

junk. ive recently cleaned under there

DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR?

yep

WHICH LEG DO YOU PUT FIRST INTO YOUR PANTS?

the hell if i know

DO YOU LAUGH WHEN SOMEBODY FALLS?

only the person deserves it

HAVE YOU EVER HELD UP A BANK, CONVENIENCE STORE OR LIQUOR STORE?

i would never dream of it

DO YOU SALT OR PEPPER YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU TASTE IT?

sometimes

ARE YOU SICK OF "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" YET?

no.... cuz i never watch it

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? MAGIC MARKERS? GLUE? TAR? SKUNK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELLS?

only the smelly markers. the blueberry ones are the best

DO YOU OWN A RECLINER? (The authors of these questions definitely need psychiatric help!)

my parents did but it got old and broke

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN ANSWER THESE RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS?

being in class getting work done. but doing that is so f****ing boring

WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WISH TO SAY TO RACHEL?

See the answer to my *FAVORITE* question at...

http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=rachel&f=Jeremy




hmm...maybe i should visit the link to see what jeremy had to say.

I Used To Have Game

Re:
Tuesday, June 20, 2000 8:34 AM
From:
"))<>((@aol.com"
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To:
me@yahoo.com

why don't u hear that much???
i think ur pretty hott. well at least
in my mind. if u ever wanna call me
my # is (^@^) (^&-^(#^
calll me whenever and tell me what
u think of me. i already know ur gonna
say "kyle ur a jerk and ur sick. i hate
u and never wanna talk to you again".
but hey u never know. so call me
anytime i don't know when u get up.
o and the reason im up so early is b/c
i fell out of my bed and it hurt.
remember don't bust a nut.
ouch my thong is riding up. see u later
sincerely
kyle

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maybe this is why i like dudes in dresses and skirts. did kyle plant the seed?

ps...well at least in my mind...FTW

i love beatles covers.

this is what i discovered today when i found myself buying this record:

the last puff
Spooky Tooth
Featuring Mike Harrison

i bought this when i saw their first song: I Am The Walrus. good times. they're pretty good. this is good lets get fucked up music...but then again, what isn't? anywhozer, i also got some
Neil Young-Are You Passionate?(newer stuff)
Why?-Alopecia (i'm looking forward to this one)
Yes-The Yes Album
The Chocolate Jam Co.-The Spread of the Future,
Warren Zevon (this might be iffy...we'll see, it's kind of countryish but one of the songs sounded good).

Have i mentioned i love buying records. The only thing that is missing to make the perfect record listening experience is someone or something to flip the record over when it's done...and put the next one on while they're at it.

The ceviche turned out pretty good. Not sure what to make next. i'm jonesing a smoothie.

******
i don't know how but i ended up on this video. then i watched it. that is all.

stuck in the middle with you

clowns to the left of me
joker to the right
here i am
stuck in the middle with you

i lurve this song right now. shout out to pandora for playing it yo. this is one of those songs that make me just want to stand up and dance. it's a 'what? i don't give an eff" kind of song. at least that's how it feels to me. my impulse to dance to this reminded me of the Chappelle Show skit that features chappelle and john mayer playing guitar music and when the white ppl hear it they get up and dance. am i turning into a white ppls?

the thing is i also dance when i hear the drums and the keyboards...so i'm good. the ethnic in me is still present.

i am doing a neil young sketch....i missed drawing. it's so meditative. the end.
i have one hour left to do all this work..boo.

after work i am going to the record store since i didn't go this weekend. today is the day. i just have to remember not to be too long in there...i'm supposed to go for a walk with Marie and the kids.

all i want to do is paint and cook and draw and read and look at cute bearded-men and feel their hairs.



i think his nose has to be bigger and that eye should've been more at an angle...oh wells

i now understand Quagmire's giggity giggity

i totally just did the 'giggity-giggity.' only after did i realize that i did it. i just printed two pictures, one of Neil Young and one of Stephen Malkmus, because i want to draw them...these two put together=one coffee shop guy. i am blown away at this discovery. one day i will tell him this. for now i'll just have to 'giggity' by myself w/these photos.

it's monday and i'm back to my old tricks

my trick being finding ways to procrastinate. i'm going to try to finish watching Sympathy For Mr.Vengeance today, hopefully in time to pop it in the mail box. this past weekend was too short. i want more lounging time.

i'm making ceviche today. i was going to make it yesterday but i didn't think the fish had cooked all the way through in the lemon juice...blah blah blah...boring.

right now i'm getting really annoyed at/with work. i get this way when there is a problem that is fixable, i just have to ask...i don't like asking. blargh...why can't i just know what to do. the end. i am so over today.