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so it's my birthday. i'm 26, how not exciting. i'm not doing jack crack...

i drank two miller lites last night and i woke up feeling a little weird. maybe i should drink never again. maybe i'm being dramatic. i dont' know. anywho, for my birthday wish, i wish i had a reasonably looking guy to play with...he must have an awesome beard. yes...i want to feel a beard. well, it's best not to think of these things. time to do shit...bye y'all.

ps. totes not as excited as i thought it would be. still just another saturday and i have shit loads of stuff to do/clean.