on my last trip to the local co-op, the cashier gave me a flyer w/info. on why i should become a member. there were some very good points, but they missed the most important one. Become a member and enjoy the eye-candy we provide. Somehow 90% of our male workers are yummy. Please come in buy some fruits, whatev, stare at the workers...okay. i'm actually considering it. this is true...15 bucks a year, i get some discounts, and i get more reasons to go to this store and check out the dudes. OMG...i went this past weekend and the dude who rang me up was, uh-huh oh yeah-that's what i'm talkin' about- hippie-cute, and after staring him up and down i look at his nametag....Matthew. i def need to go back and talk to this boy some more about whatever.
going to the grocery store is always a trip. i'd have to say it's one of my fave activities. there's nothing better than going and seeing some hot-ass-dudes in the produce section. yes, please examine the melons. check for ripeness. i can never look at bananas the same way ever. this is what happens when you're very horny....you think about bananas, you think about dudes...you think about dudes and their bananas.
i love it when i feel like i'm going to go crazy. it makes me feel alive...frustrated, but alive.
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