is it just me or were Personal Questionnaires more interesting back in the day....not that i ever really did them....really...no really.

To rachel From Jeremy: hey baby. my comp is still dead so im sending this from class.
Monday, May 1, 2000 11:31 AM
From:
"Jeremy"
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To:
"rachel"
Dear rachel,

I filled out the most ridiculous personal questionnaire! I think you will get a kick out of the questions and my answers! Then YOU should do it too!love you rachel

After you read my answers (in this email below),
you should fill out the questionnaire yourself
so that I can see YOUR answers at...

http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=rachel&f=Jeremy

or click here!


OK, here are my answers!!


WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT RACHEL?

how she still talks to me after its been a long time since we last chatted. its not my fault the computer died.

WHAT IS PRINTED ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?

something to do with forests

DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF YOUR SECOND GRADE TEACHER?

its a funny name but i least i remember: mrs.dinkle

HAVE YOU EVER HELPED AN ELDERLY PERSON CROSS THE STREET? WOULD YOU?

no...but i would

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? IF YES, WHAT SONGS?

ummmmm.... just some rock songs

IS YOUR BELLY BUTTON AN "INNY" OR "OUTIE" ? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LINT?

inny i think. i dispose of it in the shower

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN UP AND DANCED WHEN YOU VISITED A DANCING WEBPAGE?

no.

ARE YOU SANE?

sometimes

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? WHO WON?

yep. i did. i hit the bitch in the nose, and he bled a puddle. no joke

IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE, WHERE WOULD BE THE FIRST PLACE YOU WOULD GO?

come see rachel ***(this now sounds kind of creepy)

BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS FRIES? WHAT MAKES THEM BETTER?

burger king. cuz burger king rules. mcdonalds sucks ass.

DO YOU EVER PASS GAS IN FRONT OF ANYONE? AND IF SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY RIGHT BEFORE AND AFTER YOU DO IT?

my friends. i say nuthing

CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS?

nope

HAVE YOU EVER DIALED 867-5309? DO YOU KNOW WHY WE ASKED?

no and no

ARE YOU ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET?

i used to be. before my comp died

HAVE YOU EVER THROWN A SOLID OBJECT AT A MOVING VEHICLE?

some eggs

WOULD YOU EVER APPEAR AS A GUEST ON JERRY SPRINGER? WHAT WOULD BE THE TITLE OF THAT SHOW?

lets not and say i did. hahaha just kidding

HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED STOMACH ILLNESS IN MEXICO?

never been there

DO YOU DROOL ON YOUR PILLOW? IF YES, DO YOU EVER SMELL IT?

sometimes. when im bored and cant sleep

WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?

junk. ive recently cleaned under there

DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR?

yep

WHICH LEG DO YOU PUT FIRST INTO YOUR PANTS?

the hell if i know

DO YOU LAUGH WHEN SOMEBODY FALLS?

only the person deserves it

HAVE YOU EVER HELD UP A BANK, CONVENIENCE STORE OR LIQUOR STORE?

i would never dream of it

DO YOU SALT OR PEPPER YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU TASTE IT?

sometimes

ARE YOU SICK OF "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" YET?

no.... cuz i never watch it

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? MAGIC MARKERS? GLUE? TAR? SKUNK? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELLS?

only the smelly markers. the blueberry ones are the best

DO YOU OWN A RECLINER? (The authors of these questions definitely need psychiatric help!)

my parents did but it got old and broke

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN ANSWER THESE RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS?

being in class getting work done. but doing that is so f****ing boring

WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WISH TO SAY TO RACHEL?

See the answer to my *FAVORITE* question at...

http://my.smartbotpro.net/me/?t=rachel&f=Jeremy




hmm...maybe i should visit the link to see what jeremy had to say.